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<--Main <-Fan Art Fun With Kitsunes By WIL_I_ZIN "TDE" It was a dark and stormy night... Actually, it was more like 4:30 P.M. and it was lightly raining outside. Keen was currently out shopping and Kaze and Miyo were watching payper view of "Scream13 (I know what you did during last summers dance contest. (Directors Cut edition)". It was the latest horror/comedy/slasher/based on some events which no one cared about or wanted to know, sort of movie. Since Miyo was still learning much about the times of today, Kaze thought it would be a "good idea" to show Miyo a movie. However it would soon be a night Kaze, Miyo, Keen, and a water heater, would never forget. "So, what is a movie?", questions Miyo. "It's kinda like an act, only it's shown on a screen.", replied Kaze. While the 2 kitsunes watched the scary movie, Keen was having some troubles. First, It took him a long time to get all of the groceries, second there was only one clerk in the whole store and it seemed everyone and their brother was in line. "Why me?", sighed Keen. Back at the house, Kaze and Miyo were reaching the first kill in the movie. While Kaze was relaxing watching the horror unfold, Miyo was shaking like a paint mixer on caffeine. She was so tense the she didn't realize that she was squeezing the heck out of three down pillows. The girl on the screen was running and panting as she ran through the woods. Suddenly, the horrible murderer got her with a axe! "AHH!", yelled Miyo as she quickly turned back into a Kitsune and jumped into Kaze's shirt. "Hey!", exclaimed Kaze "What's the problem?" Kaze's shirt looked like a big slob of wiggly jell-O as Miyo quivered inside the shirt. "It's too scary" she said with fear in her voice. "Whatever, just get out of my shirt! Your tails are in the way. I can't see a darn thing!", said Kaze as he pushed Miyo out of his shirt. Quickly Miyo ducked under the couch, but peeked out her head to watch the rest of the movie. Soon, the movie was over and she was still under the couch! "There, now the movies over, will you come out now?" questioned Kaze to Miyo "Yes" she said quietly. "But, won't that evil man still be lurking around her somewhere." "There is no such thing as evil men lurking around neighborhoods." said Kaze. "We interrupt you regular mediocre lives to bring you this special news report!", blasted the TV. "A mysterious person is wandering around the nearby neighborhoods. The man is presumed evil and possibly murderous. If you see such a man, react in the way young adults would in the latest horror/comedy/slasher/based on some events which no one cared about or wanted to know, sort of movie. This has been a special news report." "Well", said Kaze with a dumbfounded look on his face "that's kind of ironic." "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!", screamed Miyo as she jumped under the bed... again. "Clam down Miyo, It's not like we're going to receive a really creepy phone call.", said Kaze The phone started ringing. "Well", said Kaze with a even bigger dumbfounded look on his face "that is really ironic." Miyo crawled out from under the bed and slowly answered the phone. She then reached over and picked it up. "Hello?", Miyo asked into the phone. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?" Screamed a voice on the phone. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!", she screamed.............again. Quickly Miyo slammed the phone on the receiver. Kaze then slowly removed his hands from his ears to be sure that Miyo wouldn't scream again. However the voice at the other end of the line was actually Keen. Keen had been stuck in traffic, because someone had released a rent-a-zilla from the local monster mart. It was trashing downtown Tokyo and Keen was stuck in the middle of it all. He had been trying to call his house for the past 25 minutes, but had received no luck (due to downed phone lines). Now Keen, hearing this high pitched scream, most likely had his left eardrum blasted to the other side of his skull due to the ultra high pitch of the cry. The sound also caused a state of paralysis, leaving him right in the path of a rampaging zilla headed straight towards him. "WHY ME?!" Keen cried. Back at the house thing were getting more and more ironic. Miyo accidently mistook "Crystal ringing the doorbell" for "Demonic hell spawn trying to breakdown the door with it's high pitched battle cry!". As you can see this is just the tip of the iceberg. Miyo then preceded to "Battle ready the entire house." By making the whole building so full of booby traps, it made "Home Alone (tm)" seem like a play house. Both Miyo and Kaze were hiding behind a tilted over couch with hammers and knifes ready. For armor Kaze and Miyo tied on pillows around their bodies and put on old army helmets. (Where the heck did he get those things?) They then started searching the whole house for anything that was evil. Quietly they stepped down the stairs into the basement. Slowly and silent, Miyo hid behind a stack of boxes. "I think I see something over there", she sais to Kaze. "On 3 we'll get it.", he responded. "1......... 2......... 3.........NOW!", Screamed Kaze. Then with a flurry of knifes, pans, and a couple of piles of junk, their target fell down. Quickly Kaze flipped on the lights to discover their fiend was actually a water heater. "Oh, man! Keen is gonna kill us!", said Miyo. "Oh no!", cried Kaze "He'll be home any second now!" With much haste, both of the Kitsunes cleaned the house moving everything back to the way it was and cleaning the entire house. Walls were washed, floors were vacuumed, until everything that was once chaotic was now clean. "Finally!", sighed both Kaze and Miyo. The 2 Kitsunes sat down in the couch just as a tired and beaten human walked in the door. It was Keen! After narrowly evading the zilla. He had to dodge hundreds of pieces of buildings as they fell to earth. Then he had to endure 6:00 o' clock rush hour. And he had to fill up the gas tank which cost him about $58 bucks (I have now clue how much zen that would be.) "I'm home.", Keen said weakly. "Hi.", replied Kaze and Miyo weakly as well. Kaze then turned to Miyo. "Hey Miyo, what did you do about the water heater?", he inquired. "I thought you took care of it." she responded. They both looked at each other knowing doom was coming. Not in the form of a demonic, sadistic, murderous, killer. "WHAT THE HECK HAPPEN TO MY WATER HEATER!?", cried Keen. But in the form of a brown haired human. END Kaze, Miyo, and Keen are the sole property of MagicKitsune. All rights are reserved for the owners. This fan fic was done in 1 hr. 28 min. This once proves again that I, WIL_I_ZIN "THE DRUID ECHIDNA" have too much free time. |